Исполнитель: Arrogant Worms, The

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Песня: Cellphone Vigilante
I was having dinner with a friend
I was telling a story and nearing the end
When his cellphone rang and he said, "I gotta take this call"
So I waited for a minute or two
And then I did what I had to do
I grabbed the phone from his hand and threw it against the wall
And as it lay there on the ground
I picked my leg up and put my foot down
And crushed that evil thing to smithereens

'Cause I'm the cell phone vigilante, so don't you take that call
When you're at the movie theater or shopping at the mall
And if I hear you talkin' about your boring life
I'll make it end right now so I don't hafta hear it twice, yeah

Well, it used to be only crazy folks
Talked to themselves and laughed at jokes
That no one else but them could even hear.
But since the cell phone came around
There's crazy folks all over town
And it's like they're all just yappin' in my ear.
And now that they got text messaging
They're always thumbing on their thing
I don't know what they are doing, but it ain't right

'Cause I'm the cell phone vigilante, and you won't be here long
If you make your ring tone an annoying Hip-Hop song
And if I see you drivin' with a phone at your ear
Next time you get a call, it'll be ringing out your rear, yeah

Well, I went up to Jerry and crushed his BlackBerry
I went up to Tony, and I busted up his Sony
I went up to Bill, his Nokia I did kill
And who knows, you might be next

'Cause I'm the cell phone vigilante, so don't make me intervene
And hafta clean up your bad manners through rough and violent means
So put the cell phone down and take a little time
To walk all the way over to a safe landline
And that way I won't have to hurt you, yeah

Перевод песни:
Линчеватель сотовых телефонов

Я ужинал с другом,
Рассказывал ему одну историю, и она уже подходила к концу,
Когда у него зазвонил телефон, и он сказал: "Мне нужно ответить на звонок".
Я подождал минуту или две,
А потом сделал то, что должен был сделать:
Выхватил телефон из его рук и швырнул об стену.
И он лежал на полу,
И я поднял ногу и растоптал его,..... [открыть перевод]

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