Исполнитель: Arrogant Worms, The

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Песня: Scary Ned
Let me tell you a story about scary Ned
Scariest guy to ever wet a bed
He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head
But they weren't his

He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish
He said that they bothered him, they weren't his favorite dish
Then he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was dead
That just the way he was, creepy scary Ned

O-o-oh Scary Ned

Ned loved Halloween cuz he didn't need a mask
He'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even ask
He'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eat
He'd tell them they were better off cuz that stuff can rot your teeth

O-o-oh, o-o-oh Scary Ned

A strange glow came from his place late into the night
He'd watch T.V. 'til the dawn, you know that ain't right
When he got tired he'd rub sauerkraut on his head
That's just the kind of guy he was, good old scary Ned

O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Scary Ned

He had a face his mother didn't love
When people saw him on the street they often said "Uughh!"
Sometimes late at night he'd walk alone
He'd be reciting stuff
Bad sounding stuff, icky awful stuff
But when you got to know him, he weren't so bad

O-o-oh Scary Ned
O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Scary Ned

He's pretty scary
Scary Ned, really scary
Scary Ned, he's scary
Hence the name
Scary Ned, I saw him yesterday
He said "Hi"
I got scared cause he's
Scary Ned
If he weren't scary
I supposed he'd be called
Like, Happy Ned
And who wants to hear a song about Happy Ned?..

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Страшный Нед

Позвольте рассказать вам историю о Страшном Неде,
Самом страшном из парней, что вызывает неизлечимый энурез.
У него были руки с кистями, глаза на голове,
Только они принадлежали не ему.

Он заходил в продовольственный магазин и пытался напугать рыб,
Он говорил, что они ему надоели, он не были его любимым блюдом.
Потом он выходил на шоссе и притворялся мертвецом,..... [открыть перевод]

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