Песня: Cell Block Tango [Liz:] Pop
[Annie:] Six
[June:] Squish
[Hunyak:] Uh Uh
[Velma:] Cicero
[Mona:] Lipschitz!
[Voice:]
And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county
jail in their rendition of the cell block tango
[Intro: 5x]
[Liz:] Pop
[Annie:] Six
[June:] Squish
[Hunyak:] Uh Uh
[Velma:] Cicero
[Mona:] Lipschitz!
[Together:]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
[Velma:] I betcha you would have done the same!
[Bridge: 2x]
[Liz:] Pop
[Annie:] Six
[June:] Squish
[Hunyak:] Uh Uh
[Velma:] Cicero
[Mona:] Lipschitz!
[Liz (Spoken):]
You know how people have these little habits,
That get you down.
Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew.
POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated,
And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'.
No, not chewin'.
Poppin'.
So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that gum one more time..."
Uh, and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
[Together:]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Annie (Spoken):]
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home,
I'd fix him a drink,
We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass.
Not only was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know.
So that night, when he came home,
I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
[Liz, Annie, June, Mona (Velma, Hunyak):]
Hah! He had it coming, (Pop, six, squish) he had it coming (Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
He took a flower in it's time
And then he used it, (Pop) and he abused it (Six)
It was a murder, but not a crime! (Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
[June (Spoken):]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen,
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
Minding my own business,
And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman," he says.
He was crazy and he kept screamin',
"You've been screwin' the milkman!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times..
[Together:]
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Hunyak (Spoken):]
Mit keresek, én itt?
Azt mondják, hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet
én meg lecsaptam a fejét.
De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok.
Nem tudom miért mondja uncle Sam, hogy én tettem.
Probáltam a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
[June (Spoken):]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[Hunyak (Spoken):]
Uh Uh, not guilty!
[Velma (Spoken):]
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
One, two, three, four, five...
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
The three of us, boozin', havin' a few laughs,
When we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number 17
The spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[Velma (Girls):]
They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along)
I didn't do it (She didn't do it)
But if I done it (But if she done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming all along (He took a flower in it's time)
I didn't do it (And then he used it)
But if I done it (And then abused it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong? (It was a murder but not a crime)
[Mona (Spoken):]
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself
And on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
[Together:]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Liz, Annie, Mona (Velma, June, Hunyak):]
They had it comin' (They had it comin')
They had it comin' (They had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (They had it comin' all along)
Cause if they used us (Cause if they used us)
And they abused us (And they abused us)
How could you tell us that we were wrong? (That we were wrong?)
He had it coming (He had it coming)
He had it coming (He had it coming)
He only had himself to blame (He only had himself to blame)
If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
[Together:]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Liz (Spoken):] You pop that gum one more time!
[Annie (Spoken):] Single my ass.
[June (Spoken):] Ten times!
[Hunyak (Spoken):] Miert csukott uncle Sam bortonbe.
[Velma (Spoken):] Number 17 The spread eagle.
[Mona (Spoken):] Artistic differences.
[Outro:]
[Liz:] Pop
[Annie:] Six
[June:] Squish
[Hunyak:] Uh Uh
[Velma:] Cicero
[Mona:] Lipschitz!
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