Исполнитель: John Forster

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Песня: The Zipper Song
[Narrator]:
They wired a housefly with a mike that's really small,
That fly sat for months on the Oval Office wall,
Making tape after tape of whatever things occurred
And here's a transcript of what the Special Prosecutor heard:

(zip) [Starr]:
A zipper comes down.
(zip) A zipper goes up.
Then blah blah blah blah blabber blabber.
Then (zip) the zipper comes down.
(zip) The zipper goes up.
Then just more jabber jabber jabber.

Then (zip) Down. (zip) Up.
A test ban comes for signature.
(zip) Down. (zip) Up.
A memo on boring stuff like GATT.
(zip) Down. (zip) Up.
"Janet Reno to see you, sir."
(zip) (gasp!) Whoops. (zip)

[Clinton]:
Sorry 'bout that.
(I thought she was an intern.)

Zippedee hoo hah.
The world is at peace.
The budget is balanced.
And this is my niece.
President Harding
Was big on burlesque
So zippedee zippedee hoo hah
Under my desk.

(zip) [Starr]:
A zipper comes down.
(zip) A zipper goes up.
Down (zip) up (zip),
Without a second thought.
(zip) The zipper comes down.
(zip) The zipper goes up.
Then one day (zip) the zipper gets caught.

[Clinton]:
Yowww!!!! Man, that smarts!!
We gotta like solve this zipper thing.
I'm thinkin' it's real essential.
The problem is, buttons take too long
And velcro is unpresidential.

We got a / fulltime White House physician.
Why not a / White House zipper technician?
Always on call for quick repairs,
Special Assistant for Internal Affairs.

(zip) (zip)
[Starr]: He meets the press.
(zip) (zip)
He buys a dress
(zip) (zip)
A photo op.
(zip) ...Pit stop... (flush) (zip)

[Clinton]:
Hey, I could name several Presidents
Who had bimboes in residence
A little relief at crisis time
Traditionally was not a crime,
But now the whole world they up and blanch
Whenever I wave my executive branch.

Hey, hey, wanna see something funny? Watch this:
Zipper on a yoyo. (demonstrates these moves)
Bungee zipper.
Zipper on steroids.
I love this job.

Zippedee hoo hah
This is the life!
Cooperative Congress.
Cooperative wife.
It's the economy, stupid...
It's sliding like grease.
So zippedee zippedee hoo hah!
Zippedee zippedee hoo hah!
Zippedee zippedee hey!
Say hello to my niece. (They can't touch me.)

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[Рассказчик]:
Им удалось провести миниатюрный «жучок» с микрофоном.
Этот «жучок» долгое время был прикреплен на стене в Овальном Кабинете,
Записывая, кассета за кассетой, всё происходящее вокруг.
И вот – стенограмма того, что услышал Независимый Прокурор:

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